SPALDING WARGAMING CLUB
Weeeeeeeeellllllll here we are back again for more Bloodbowl League action. After a short break for boring real life reasons [surely, 'raising my family' - Ed.] I'm back to bring you the SWC Season 1 weekly league round up Two huge games this week. We'll start by looking at my own Dark Elf System of a Touchdown taking on the goblin team Kannon Fodderz BBFC (Ian). The dastardly goblins kicked off and the elves looked pretty nervous. A bomb throwing lineman and an enormous troll made the vertically challenged greenskins appear significantly more daunting than their frail frames would lead you to believe. The Dark Elves cleared a path down their right wing, moved the ball out to the white haired runner who narrowly avoided the hail of shrapnel from the gobbo bomber and ran home a touchdown. At 1-0, the usually high scoring dark elves suddenly got a case of nerves. The goblin bomber was sent off and on came a fanatic. Swinging a ball and chain round his head like a tiny green whirlwind of destruction, the fanatic downed the elven line of scrimmage and generally meandered around. As the Dark Elves cautiously backed away, the opportunistic goblin coach Ian 'Doomsday' Davison waited for a gap in the line and his goblins levelled the score. 1-1 at half time. The fanatic was sent off and the second half was underway. The Dark Elves kicked off and managed to break into the goblins cage, grab the ball and run it home for 2-1 Late in the game, a goblin fumble let the dastardly demonic dark elves to grab the ball and score again. 3-1, with barely a turn left. The goblins went on a rage-induced fouling spree, led by their troll, and two elves were KOed while another was in the casualty box The Dark Elf coach reflected on his opponents like this: Tell you what I really enjoyed about goblins, they are completely random. Special weapons mean they can (if the coach's dice don't decide to be pointless) kill basically anything. With dodge and OK agility, they're a good team, but so so fragile. The Goblin coach had a different view: The crowd came baying for blood but all they got was heavy petting and iron feather dusters. After a nail biting first half leaving the score at one a piece and one a piece in the morgue, the second half held promise.... Those prancing emo fairies spun their magic and danced a merry jig into the end zone two more times while the Gobos were picking their noses and inspecting their warts It was an epic comedy encounter. The dark elves are slowly crawling up the league table and now must face the Dwarven Donkey Punch and head coach Alec "the" Bell next week. Also in action, we saw The Fancy Dandys gaining a hard fought win over the Nuln Oilers. Oilers head coach Chris Peat cut a forlorn figure after recording a defeat in this human-on-human mirror match. 2-1 was the final score and the Dandys head coach 'Danger' Dave Coley has shocked the league with a strong start to his rookie season.
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